Meanwhile, commentisfree wins the "Headline of the Day" competition: http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/jul/30/penis-toaster-message-fire-brigade-fiftyshadesofred
Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum "No Jeremy lower, much lower" Diane giggled Jeremy was starting to get really worried about the YouGov polls now. #FiftyShadesOfRed
Well, here's your hashtag... Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum "Lets try a different position" whispered Diane Jeremy quickly agreed, he had always wanted to stay in the EU anyway #FiftyShadesOfRed